WTF?! An Ode to Floggers

Allow me to tell you a story this day,
Of fashion and blogging, to which you can relate.

Once upon a mid-season sale,
There was a girl, alas, who shopped to no avail.

To all who would listen, she would plead her case,
Of design, and fabrics, and accessories of taste.

But her voice could but reach an audience too small,
So she turned to blogging, about fashion and all.

A platform she needed, and WordPress she chose,
And made it pretty and elegant, to match her prose.

She’d crack her whip, and daily photos take,
Of clothes and shoes… (and did someone say “let them eat cake?”)

Then to Lookbook she’d travel, and Twitter too!
Hyping, and loving, and tweeting, much like you!

Other [tooltip text=”Flogger: A fashion blogger.”]floggers[/tooltip] she’d visit, in order to comment on posts,
Small bits of encouragement, and agreement with her hosts.

Then back to her site, with her laptop in bed,
She’d fine-tune her pics or crop them instead!

And as her eyes would get heavy, she’d drift off to sleep,
Thinking of hats and fascinators… Oh! And that new boutique!

I hope you enjoyed this tale, dear friend,
It is my ode to bloggers of fashion and trends.

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    1. Darling Boyfriend

      August 31, 2011 at 8:40 pm

      Why thank you!

  1. Jules

    August 31, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    Brilliant! Love it! Xo

    1. Darling Boyfriend

      August 31, 2011 at 8:41 pm

      Merci beaucoup!

  2. Eugenia

    August 31, 2011 at 10:27 pm

    Hahaha! Loved it! The Darling Boyfriend Poet!!! (You do know where you got your rhyming gene from, right?! lol)

    1. Darling Boyfriend

      September 1, 2011 at 4:34 pm

      Yup! Grandpa!

      1. Eugenia

        September 2, 2011 at 10:11 pm

        Not exactly (although there may be a smidge of influence from that department!)…….none other than me! Aren’t you glad that we’re related? LOL!!

        1. Darling Boyfriend

          September 3, 2011 at 9:58 am

          Haha! Yes indeed!

  3. Brittany

    January 19, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    Love your blog!!! & this was super cute! 🙂

    xo

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