WTF?! Denim Underwear

Welcome to my first post on WestmountFashionista. You may notice that this post is categorized under “WTF”. You know what it stands for, now here’s why:

Several times a week, Jess asks me to take an enormous amount of pictures – literally hundreds – out of which 3 or 4, sometimes 5 will make it onto this blog. Then there is the whole social networking process of cross-linking the blog posts with other sites like Lookbook, and the standards like Facebook and Twitter. So I consider myself to be a pretty savvy observer, if not indirect participant in the fashion blogging universe. I am one part photographer, one part editor, and 10 parts moral support/biggest fan. (Did I mention I’m sweet?)

*Jess is rolling her eyes as I type.*

*Oh, and laughter too…*

Jess: “So you equal 12 parts of Darling Boyfriend?”

Darling Boyfriend: “Yes, yes I do.”

Now, to all fashion bloggers out there, including Jess, (which I will heretofore collectively refer to as “Floggers“), I say this:

WTF?!

Let’s talk “denim underwear”… WTF? Apparently, Man Repeller (yes, I know about Man Repeller) came up with this term. Now if you’re a poor, bewildered, broken shadow of your former self boyfriend/husband/man-partner of a Flogger, you may be thinking of the “jean diaper”: http://youtu.be/sQ0M9CBEkw0

But that is not the “denim underwear”. I’m talking about the high-waisted, so-tight-I-know-what-you’re-digesting denim shorts which some people feel the absolute need to sport around town. To all Floggers, put an end to this trend. It hurts my eyes. And my soul.

Jess tells me I need a disclaimer, so in my best legalese – yes, I actually am a lawyer – here you go:

[box type=”shadow”]DISCLAIMER: This post is the product of the twisted, yet utterly confused mind of Darling Boyfriend. Jessica had no input on the conclusions, remarks, declarations, requests or other comments which can be read herein. Any attempt to attribute these comments to Jessica shall be met with the most severe consequences – likely my crying in the dark, at night, on the couch where I’ve been banished.  And you’ll have to live with the knowledge that it’s all your fault for my suffering.[/box]

 

4 Comments

  1. lissy

    August 29, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    OMG I am laughing out loud! Darling boyfriend is hysterical!!

    1. Darling Boyfriend

      August 30, 2011 at 7:11 pm

      I’m glad you enjoyed the post! Apparently I’ve now been approved for a second, so be sure to check back for the next one!

  2. Little

    August 30, 2011 at 10:42 am

    OMG. Big, I <3 Darling Boyfriend…we have to meet, I feel like we will get along splendidly =)

    1. Darling Boyfriend

      August 30, 2011 at 7:16 pm

      Ah! I see you too are an opponent of the Denim Underwear! Well then, so long as we can mercilessly chastise those who sport these fashion atrocities, I think we’ll get along magnificently!

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